OMG! I just read that aloud to my husband and it made both my day and his! That was *fabulous*! (Language nerd train buffs we.) Your point is well taken. Income tax filing instructions should be cleaned up similarly, but that would mean making the tax code comprehensible. With trains, there's the motivation of large objects running into each other to keep communications clear and to the point."Train 123 is running 33 minutes late because of a meet at milepost 567.4 of the Spoonerville Subdivision with freight train ABX-PHT43 which was running 35 mph due to a speed restriction related to special equipment in its consist, which cost the train 26 minutes; and then further delayed running on approach signals near CP Junction just outside the Albany station.”