The first two hours of my trip out of Montreal have been worthy of a full trip report in and of themselves (even though I am embargoing the report through ALB out of an abundance of caution). First, some issues with a conductor. Then, comedy at the border crossing.
The conductor issues more or less run as follows: I went to the cafe (all but empty out of MTR; there were 112 passengers crossing the border, but only about three or four went to the cafe) and plopped down, partly to try and get Wifi (no luck until almost the border) and partly for a little bit more space. While there, I had my first run-in with a conductor of the power trip variety.
A passenger came up asking the difference between the cars in front (i.e. the short-distance Amfleets) and the cars in back (i.e. the long-distance Amfleets). I turn around and start to answer (in my experience, a respectable portion of conductors...really don't want to be bothered with questions). The conductor turns to me and basically reads me the riot act, reprimanding me for trying to answer while not being an Amtrak employee and (in essence though not using the exact words) telling me to shut up and "enjoy my train ride".
Later on, when the cafe attendant was MIA (I don't know where the attendant was at the moment), a passenger came in asking for some coffee. The conductor just stepped behind the counter, poured a cup, and then declined to take offered payment. Granted, I know he was trying to be a nice guy, but I've also never seen that done and it /can't/ be right with respect to the manual (or, frankly, a good thing in light of the F&B situation).
Now, for the comedy during the border stop, overheard behind me between the border agents:
"Does anybody speak Chinese?"
"Cantonese or Mandarin?"
"I don't think it matters."
(On top of that, I think the Chinese person had a couple of goldfish accompanying them. Don't ask.)
The rest of the ride down to ALB has been rather uneventful, not to mention timely. Because of the 20 minutes cut off the trip (mainly because of a major cut to the ALB-SDY pad), I'm going to try and grab the 9:15 Acela in the hopes of getting to WAS in a proper condition to drive home. By my math, the upgrade is probably going to cost me less than a hotel in the DC area plus the attached cab ride.
The conductor issues more or less run as follows: I went to the cafe (all but empty out of MTR; there were 112 passengers crossing the border, but only about three or four went to the cafe) and plopped down, partly to try and get Wifi (no luck until almost the border) and partly for a little bit more space. While there, I had my first run-in with a conductor of the power trip variety.
A passenger came up asking the difference between the cars in front (i.e. the short-distance Amfleets) and the cars in back (i.e. the long-distance Amfleets). I turn around and start to answer (in my experience, a respectable portion of conductors...really don't want to be bothered with questions). The conductor turns to me and basically reads me the riot act, reprimanding me for trying to answer while not being an Amtrak employee and (in essence though not using the exact words) telling me to shut up and "enjoy my train ride".
Later on, when the cafe attendant was MIA (I don't know where the attendant was at the moment), a passenger came in asking for some coffee. The conductor just stepped behind the counter, poured a cup, and then declined to take offered payment. Granted, I know he was trying to be a nice guy, but I've also never seen that done and it /can't/ be right with respect to the manual (or, frankly, a good thing in light of the F&B situation).
Now, for the comedy during the border stop, overheard behind me between the border agents:
"Does anybody speak Chinese?"
"Cantonese or Mandarin?"
"I don't think it matters."
(On top of that, I think the Chinese person had a couple of goldfish accompanying them. Don't ask.)
The rest of the ride down to ALB has been rather uneventful, not to mention timely. Because of the 20 minutes cut off the trip (mainly because of a major cut to the ALB-SDY pad), I'm going to try and grab the 9:15 Acela in the hopes of getting to WAS in a proper condition to drive home. By my math, the upgrade is probably going to cost me less than a hotel in the DC area plus the attached cab ride.