Blackshirt Husker
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So I entered my sleeper for a three day trip on the Empire Builder, the same way I have many times before. At first glance, the Roomette seemed normal enough--familiar blue seats adorned with white head protectors, dark blue curtains that barely cover the windows after a fair amount of adjusting, water bottles and route guides in their proper place astride the pullout table. A very welcome sight after months away from Amtrak, but the USUAL, in other words.
Only this particular Roomette would prove to be anything but.
As a train enthusiast, I can casually dismiss the minor inconveniences that are almost bound to occur on any LD trip, whether it's freight traffic causing an hours late arrival or yet another chapter in the case of the missing Sleeper Car Attendant. So it was only with the slightest hint of irritation that I noted that the Roomette's approximate temperature was apparently set to "Sauna"--the only question was whether I'd have a chance to drink the complimentary water before it evaporated and the plastic bottles melted. Setting my luggage down, I looked towards the climate control gage on the back of the seat. Now, everyone knows that those dials are strictly for decoration and that you'd have better luck affecting the climate in your room by performing a rain dance than actually turning the knob towards "warmer" or "cooler"--as an experienced traveler, I knew this through years of painful experience (losing 10 pounds of water weight traveling on the Texas Eagle cross-country is enough to make a skeptic of anyone). Still, whether by random chance or some subliminal hope that seeing the dial pointed towards "cooler" might psychologically cause me to think that I actually was, I turned the temperature gage to its coldest setting and settled in to work on my laptop in the steamy tropical setting (and believe me when I tell you that So Cal had nothing on this Seattle-bound Roomette in December--it was balmy).
Bu then, a very strange thing happened. When I looked up from my work about an hour later, I realized that it wasn't so warm--in fact, the temperature was comfortable. I pulled out my Kindle and began reading--within the next hour, I found myself reaching for my jacket. It was cold!
I'm not a believer in the supernatural, in magical folklore or leprechauns with overflowing pots of gold at the end of the rainbow... so naturally I dismissed the idea that the climate control knob had actually worked. Surely the SCA had turned down the temperature, or maybe the people getting on and off the train had allowed enough cold air in to cool the Roomette down. Throwing on my jacket, I turned the dial back up to "warmer" without giving it much thought and left for dinner.
Shockingly, though, I returned to a warm room only 45 minutes later. Within another hour, I was again seeing shimmering heat waves and was envisioning cool drinks served poolside. Curious but still unbelieving, I turned the dial back to "cooler" and fell asleep. It was only when I woke up shivering with teeth chattering from the cold that I became convinced that this was no ordinary Roomette: this was a Roomette with a climate control system...that was actually functional. (Cue dramatic music here, if this is ever made into a movie).
I know, I know--it's an unbelievable tale, and even those of you who aren't complete cynics are more likely to buy an alien abduction story than the situation I've just relayed. But dig deep back into your childhood memories when magic seemed real and when all things seemed possible, and ask yourselves: is it possible, no matter how remote the chances, that this man has stumbled upon that rarest of breeds--a working climate control dial on the Amtrak system?
Folks, you may not believe me, but I'm here to tell you: miracles...are...possible. This experience has convinced me.
Only this particular Roomette would prove to be anything but.
As a train enthusiast, I can casually dismiss the minor inconveniences that are almost bound to occur on any LD trip, whether it's freight traffic causing an hours late arrival or yet another chapter in the case of the missing Sleeper Car Attendant. So it was only with the slightest hint of irritation that I noted that the Roomette's approximate temperature was apparently set to "Sauna"--the only question was whether I'd have a chance to drink the complimentary water before it evaporated and the plastic bottles melted. Setting my luggage down, I looked towards the climate control gage on the back of the seat. Now, everyone knows that those dials are strictly for decoration and that you'd have better luck affecting the climate in your room by performing a rain dance than actually turning the knob towards "warmer" or "cooler"--as an experienced traveler, I knew this through years of painful experience (losing 10 pounds of water weight traveling on the Texas Eagle cross-country is enough to make a skeptic of anyone). Still, whether by random chance or some subliminal hope that seeing the dial pointed towards "cooler" might psychologically cause me to think that I actually was, I turned the temperature gage to its coldest setting and settled in to work on my laptop in the steamy tropical setting (and believe me when I tell you that So Cal had nothing on this Seattle-bound Roomette in December--it was balmy).
Bu then, a very strange thing happened. When I looked up from my work about an hour later, I realized that it wasn't so warm--in fact, the temperature was comfortable. I pulled out my Kindle and began reading--within the next hour, I found myself reaching for my jacket. It was cold!
I'm not a believer in the supernatural, in magical folklore or leprechauns with overflowing pots of gold at the end of the rainbow... so naturally I dismissed the idea that the climate control knob had actually worked. Surely the SCA had turned down the temperature, or maybe the people getting on and off the train had allowed enough cold air in to cool the Roomette down. Throwing on my jacket, I turned the dial back up to "warmer" without giving it much thought and left for dinner.
Shockingly, though, I returned to a warm room only 45 minutes later. Within another hour, I was again seeing shimmering heat waves and was envisioning cool drinks served poolside. Curious but still unbelieving, I turned the dial back to "cooler" and fell asleep. It was only when I woke up shivering with teeth chattering from the cold that I became convinced that this was no ordinary Roomette: this was a Roomette with a climate control system...that was actually functional. (Cue dramatic music here, if this is ever made into a movie).
I know, I know--it's an unbelievable tale, and even those of you who aren't complete cynics are more likely to buy an alien abduction story than the situation I've just relayed. But dig deep back into your childhood memories when magic seemed real and when all things seemed possible, and ask yourselves: is it possible, no matter how remote the chances, that this man has stumbled upon that rarest of breeds--a working climate control dial on the Amtrak system?
Folks, you may not believe me, but I'm here to tell you: miracles...are...possible. This experience has convinced me.
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