As someone said of Facebook:
Drawn in by the romance of the stock photography offered at the start of the post"
Which is exactly what your column did.
"Here, I'll show you what it looks like."
So you show me a picture of a rainy window. No bias there, nope.
"Others will simply wallow in their own filth for the next few days and deal with it when they get home."
Someone pooped in their seat? Why didn't you tell the conductor?
"But you're not stuck in business class on an aircraft for days on end. This chair becomes your home for the duration of your journey"
Three words: Sightseer Lounge, Diner.
" That burger was $14. It isn't nearly as big as the picture made it look"
Hurry! Someone let McDonalds know about deceptive photography!
"Seating areas meant for up to three people are occupied by one person laying across them, shoes still on (of course), like couches in their own home. Staff walks by them and the collections of trash and does nothing about it."
Umm..."If you see something, say something." The staff is there to make your travel as pleasant as possible. Grow a pair.
"I thought, perhaps quite naively, that I'd have a great writing experience on my trip. After all, like the author says, "The many hours on the train makes for a fantastic time to write."
Don't blame Amtrak for your inadequacies. As I said, grow a pair.
"There are speed adjustments. And there's the fact that you're already uncomfortable and now you have to sit in that chair, write, and be productive. Good luck with that."
Try writing in an automobile. When you're done, get back to me, m'kay?
"Pepsi only, no Coke, and beers are expensive."
John Belushi wept...