That one there is me with Trader Sam...
ohh - that's the snake I had a crush on...until she returned the favor...
And that one - oh that's a guest...
And that's me when I started as a singer in It's a Small World...after my folks left me behind...
I had no idea what the backside of water looked like until I went on the Jungle Cruise!
"Be careful not to hit the bank. That bank is closed today."
"Beware of those elephants; they could charge. Actually, they won't; we took away their charge cards."
"We're passing the laughing rapids; boats just seem to crack up over them."
"That bush was given to us last season by miss Ann Heiser; yes, it's the famous Ann Heiser Bush."
"This temple was built by the Shirley Indians. Yes, it's the famous Shirley Temple."
"Oh, my, it's King Kong! You'd better stay down, ma'am; in that yellow dress you look like a banana and he might find you a-peel-ing!"
"That's an alligator coming up on the right. Keep your hands in the boat; last week we had an English teacher who stuck her hand out and now she's teaching shorthand."
"Now there are two ways to exit the boat: The dock side, and the suicide. I'd recommend the dock side as the suicide tends to dampen your spirits just a bit."
(River of No Return, Astroworld USA [Houston, TX], circa 1980)