They should be locked in a bedroom. They would get room service and they would have a bathroom/shower attached. They would get their flex meals 3x per day. Once a day, they would be allowed on the platform for recreation.I'd do it only if we were entitled to impose prison sentences like judges do!
"Mr. Anderson and Mr. Flynn, you are hereby sentenced to spending the time together continuously onboard the Texas Eagle in a shared roomette for a period not to exceed one year with the requirement that you remain in your room the whole time and consume only flex meals. May God have mercy on your souls."
I would write it like this:
In the High Court of the United States
Case Number: 3822323
United States of America v. Richard Anderson and William Flynn, et al. “Mr Anderson and Mr Flynn, the jury has found you guilty of abusing Amtrak passengers through flex dining. After hearing the victim impact statement of the Rail Passengers Association, the Court has decided your sentence. Therefore, you are committed to the custody of Amtrak Police the train next 365 days. You must stay in your bedroom at all times unless escorted by a guard. You will be allowed out on the platform for recreation during fresh air stops. You will be allowed to visit the doctor and dentist twice a year. In addition, you will only consume flex meals for the next year. You will be given the grumpiest SCA’s Amtrak has. Furthermore, this Court makes the following orders.
1. You are banned from serving flex meals to other passengers indefinitely..
2. You will each pay $5,000,000 to the Rail Passengers Association.
3. You will each pay a $5,000 fine to this court
4. This Court assesses you costs in the amount of $6,323.32 each.
5. This must be paid within 30 days, or your drivers licenses will be suspended indefinitely until it is paid.
May this teach you a lesson about treating passengers properly. Remember that
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So don’t try to stop them.”
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