Our experience with Amtrak / Texas Eagle-Chicago to San Antionio
We thought it would be nice to take a train ride...something different, exciting etc. We have been on trains before but mostly short runs. I have done longer ones in europe and the middle east long ago (not luxurious in any way) The Amtrak websites and promotional material showed us the rooms and told us of the dining with tablecloths fresh cut flowers and CIA trained chefs. all wonderful sounding The rooms seemed small by their measurements but hey! it's a train! it will be cozy
and fun. Let's do it!!! We called the Amtrak folks on the phone and booked a full room ($617) and 2 tickets (150ish ea.) each way. The people on the phone were EXTREMELY helpful and nice.. (kinda shocking these days.. i'm not used to it!) Our journey began in Ann Arbor Mi. where we left for Chicago to change to the Texas Eagle.
The trip to Chicago was pleasant enough, the seats large and comfy enough for the relatively short ride. In Chi. we availed ourselves of the "Metro Lounge"
which was handy for holding bags for our 2 hr. wait for boarding. In the interim we looked for some food. When we returned to the lounge is was totally crammed with humanoids, no place to sit and little room to stand, and this is a Big place..I can only imagine how many were in there! They eventually called for boarding and we were led on a Ho Chi Min trail that seem like a mile dragging baggage and everything..it was amazingly noisy narrow and awkward but kinda funny and exciting.
We found our way up the stairs to room "A" and after a bit of packaging engineering we managed to find places for our 2 pieces of luggage and tried to settle in.
The room was well used and dirty but the size seemed to be ok. After a while, we were rolling and a guy stopped by to take reservations for dinner. he informed us of "the rules" wait for the announcements..don't come early..etc etc. we picked 7:30p and he disappeared. We did a little exploring then back to the room for a little wine that we picked up during the Chi. layover. well ...7:30 came and went ..8:30...we got nervous and went to "check on things" they told us they were having problems and just wait for a call. We were in no hurry as we normally eat late, we just didn't want to make any mistakes and miss this "nice dinner " on the train.
The call finally comes and we head down to the "dining room" only to be greeted by a bunch of amorphous shaped tables/booths made of plastic more akin to a bad McDonalds than a dining room..no...even a McDonalds molded seating is arranged in an efficient manner for seating. I can't even imagine what they were thinking!
This was about as far as you can get from the descriptions and pictures we had seen. No table cloths, no flowers , nothing even resembling a place for a nice dinner.
The dinners were as bad or worse than bad airline food served on plastic coated paper plates. The staff was inept...embarrassingly so! it was just awful. At one point the LSA came and sat down at our table and told us she was going to get off at the next stop and quit! My companion talked her out of it explaining to her that jobs are hard to come by these days and maybe that was not such a good idea. Feeling totally taken advantage of and lied to, we returned to or room where they had set up the beds for the evening. we figured we would just drown our sorrows in the remaining wine from earlier. We sat on the bed looking out the window and having a glass of wine..the room had gotten colder, quite a bit colder so we turned up the "heat knob" all the way. no change.. so we pulled the call button to ask if there was anything to be done. The attendant showed up and said he "would take care of it".. an hour goes by it's even colder (we are talking high 40's-low 50's)
we call again..he shows up and shrugs his shoulders. we are screwed. Before leaving i was researching the websites regarding train travel and some wise soul suggested taking a roll of duct tape along...not that i really understood why, but i did. It saved our Butt. I took the Tape and totally taped over the 1 sq ft. vent in the ceiling where most of the cold air seemed to be coming from. This maneuver allowed the room to reach 59 or 60 degrees. We asked for extra "blankets" and thought we would try to sleep. My other half pulls back her sheets to find not only dirty sheets but they were filled with peanuts etc. We call the guy again!
he shows and tell us that they hadn't been "made" and he would get new sheets, although it was not his job to made up the beds it was just to pull them down.
Sheets are changed on her bed and i decide to just sleep in my clothes wrapped in the "blankets" on top of the sheets. A really rough night.
I won't bother you with the following "breakfast" . Now I must say the little bathroom/shower in our room looked bizarrely small but turned out to be the best part of the adventure!! the water was hot and plentiful (much better than most hotels these days). an interesting acquired skill taking a shower on a moving train and rough tracks. We decided to bail in Dallas and rent a car. San Antonio was 4hrs by car and 10 hrs on the train. We had had enough. Even after all this we thought
that we would still take the train back...what are the odds of all the same bad things happening on a different train with different people? (and just to prove we are not wussies). after our few days in San Antonio we decided to check in with amtrak to make sure all was well for our return the next day. they told us the tracks had been washed out and we would be on a bus to Little Rock Ark.!! thats it!!!!! cancel the whole thing !! drove back to Dallas flew back to MI first class (which cost less than the train). Don't know how to wrap this tale up other than to say I have learned these things:
1. If you seek adventure it can be found on Amtrak
2. it is WAY wacky expensive for what you get. (over $600 a night will get you a Jr.suite @ the Four Seasons and a great dinner)
3.Amtrak should be sued for false advertising
4. I'll probably try train travel again..it can't be this bad everywhere? can it? maybe Canada next
one last thing... THANKS!!! TO Whoever suggested taking the duct tape!
We thought it would be nice to take a train ride...something different, exciting etc. We have been on trains before but mostly short runs. I have done longer ones in europe and the middle east long ago (not luxurious in any way) The Amtrak websites and promotional material showed us the rooms and told us of the dining with tablecloths fresh cut flowers and CIA trained chefs. all wonderful sounding The rooms seemed small by their measurements but hey! it's a train! it will be cozy
and fun. Let's do it!!! We called the Amtrak folks on the phone and booked a full room ($617) and 2 tickets (150ish ea.) each way. The people on the phone were EXTREMELY helpful and nice.. (kinda shocking these days.. i'm not used to it!) Our journey began in Ann Arbor Mi. where we left for Chicago to change to the Texas Eagle.
The trip to Chicago was pleasant enough, the seats large and comfy enough for the relatively short ride. In Chi. we availed ourselves of the "Metro Lounge"
which was handy for holding bags for our 2 hr. wait for boarding. In the interim we looked for some food. When we returned to the lounge is was totally crammed with humanoids, no place to sit and little room to stand, and this is a Big place..I can only imagine how many were in there! They eventually called for boarding and we were led on a Ho Chi Min trail that seem like a mile dragging baggage and everything..it was amazingly noisy narrow and awkward but kinda funny and exciting.
We found our way up the stairs to room "A" and after a bit of packaging engineering we managed to find places for our 2 pieces of luggage and tried to settle in.
The room was well used and dirty but the size seemed to be ok. After a while, we were rolling and a guy stopped by to take reservations for dinner. he informed us of "the rules" wait for the announcements..don't come early..etc etc. we picked 7:30p and he disappeared. We did a little exploring then back to the room for a little wine that we picked up during the Chi. layover. well ...7:30 came and went ..8:30...we got nervous and went to "check on things" they told us they were having problems and just wait for a call. We were in no hurry as we normally eat late, we just didn't want to make any mistakes and miss this "nice dinner " on the train.
The call finally comes and we head down to the "dining room" only to be greeted by a bunch of amorphous shaped tables/booths made of plastic more akin to a bad McDonalds than a dining room..no...even a McDonalds molded seating is arranged in an efficient manner for seating. I can't even imagine what they were thinking!
This was about as far as you can get from the descriptions and pictures we had seen. No table cloths, no flowers , nothing even resembling a place for a nice dinner.
The dinners were as bad or worse than bad airline food served on plastic coated paper plates. The staff was inept...embarrassingly so! it was just awful. At one point the LSA came and sat down at our table and told us she was going to get off at the next stop and quit! My companion talked her out of it explaining to her that jobs are hard to come by these days and maybe that was not such a good idea. Feeling totally taken advantage of and lied to, we returned to or room where they had set up the beds for the evening. we figured we would just drown our sorrows in the remaining wine from earlier. We sat on the bed looking out the window and having a glass of wine..the room had gotten colder, quite a bit colder so we turned up the "heat knob" all the way. no change.. so we pulled the call button to ask if there was anything to be done. The attendant showed up and said he "would take care of it".. an hour goes by it's even colder (we are talking high 40's-low 50's)
we call again..he shows up and shrugs his shoulders. we are screwed. Before leaving i was researching the websites regarding train travel and some wise soul suggested taking a roll of duct tape along...not that i really understood why, but i did. It saved our Butt. I took the Tape and totally taped over the 1 sq ft. vent in the ceiling where most of the cold air seemed to be coming from. This maneuver allowed the room to reach 59 or 60 degrees. We asked for extra "blankets" and thought we would try to sleep. My other half pulls back her sheets to find not only dirty sheets but they were filled with peanuts etc. We call the guy again!
he shows and tell us that they hadn't been "made" and he would get new sheets, although it was not his job to made up the beds it was just to pull them down.
Sheets are changed on her bed and i decide to just sleep in my clothes wrapped in the "blankets" on top of the sheets. A really rough night.
I won't bother you with the following "breakfast" . Now I must say the little bathroom/shower in our room looked bizarrely small but turned out to be the best part of the adventure!! the water was hot and plentiful (much better than most hotels these days). an interesting acquired skill taking a shower on a moving train and rough tracks. We decided to bail in Dallas and rent a car. San Antonio was 4hrs by car and 10 hrs on the train. We had had enough. Even after all this we thought
that we would still take the train back...what are the odds of all the same bad things happening on a different train with different people? (and just to prove we are not wussies). after our few days in San Antonio we decided to check in with amtrak to make sure all was well for our return the next day. they told us the tracks had been washed out and we would be on a bus to Little Rock Ark.!! thats it!!!!! cancel the whole thing !! drove back to Dallas flew back to MI first class (which cost less than the train). Don't know how to wrap this tale up other than to say I have learned these things:
1. If you seek adventure it can be found on Amtrak
2. it is WAY wacky expensive for what you get. (over $600 a night will get you a Jr.suite @ the Four Seasons and a great dinner)
3.Amtrak should be sued for false advertising
4. I'll probably try train travel again..it can't be this bad everywhere? can it? maybe Canada next
one last thing... THANKS!!! TO Whoever suggested taking the duct tape!