This Amtrak rider is writing best-selling *** scenes in the seat next

[TinCan782]

Found in an Amtrak group on Facebook...

Interesting!

"Tamara Lush has a two-week residency through Amtrak to write while riding the rails around the country."
http://nypost.com/2017/01/24/this-amtrak-rider-is-writing-best-selling-***-scenes-in-the-seat-next-you/

 

[HenryK]

I wonder how she will spice up her *** scenes with the jolting and rocking of the train.

 

[Thirdrail7]

I wonder how she will spice up her *** scenes with the jolting and rocking of the train.

You've probably answered your own question.

 

[user 1215]

If the train is a rockin', don't come a knockin'....my sleeper door.

 

[Devil's Advocate]

Let me just say that even in a sleeper those walls are pretty thin. If you enjoy off-color humor you might consider asking your next SCA about it. They are likely to have some pretty amusing stories about this sort of thing.

 

[Austruck]

I applied for one of those residencies when they first came out a few years ago. Sadly, I did not get in... which is why I'm now taking my OWN writing residency of sorts in May. Will be writing a book (about the trip) while on the trip. No *** scenes, though. I'm traveling alone ... on purpose! Heck, I'm introverted enough to have trouble TALKING to strangers in the dining car, let alone... well... gee... never mind!

I'll take notes, though, on all that train movement... for any upcoming *** scenes in future novels. You never know...

 

[Steve4031]

Not the easiest thing to do in a viewliner at 110 mph on the corridor. Or on CDC on a silver service train. One bad switch would require a trip to the emergency room for the male.

 

[Grandpa D]

Reminds me of a scene from the movie "Silver Streak"... Ned Beatty telling Gene Wilder how great a train is for picking up women and how the motion of the train improves the ... um, "activities".

 

[Austruck]

I was going to mention Silver Streak (see my avatar ... a pic of me and Mel Brooks!), but I'm still mourning over the loss of Gene back in August. I may have to rewatch it soon, though... if only to see how much bigger and nicer the sleepers are in the movie than they are in real life.

 

[SarahZ]

A bit of trivia from one of my favorite movies, "North by Northwest":

During the scene in the dining car, "Eva Marie Saint had to re-dub a particular line during post-production, to satisfy censors. The original line was "I never make love on an empty stomach", but was changed to "I never discuss love on an empty stomach"."

--IMDB

 

[the_traveler]

Silver Streak - my favorite movie!

Jill Claiborne to Gene Wilder: "I know what goes where - and why!"

 

[Thirdrail7]

Not the easiest thing to do in a viewliner at 110 mph on the corridor. Or on CDC on a silver service train. One bad switch would require a trip to the emergency room for the male.

Amateur!

 

[Steve4031]

It's your thing that's going to get misaligned not mine.

 

[LookingGlassTie]

I think of the song "Locomotive Breath" by Jethro Tull, where Ian Anderson says, "his woman and his best friend in bed and having fun..............."

 

[SarahZ]

Amateur!

Seconded.

(I almost posted that, but you beat me to it.)

 

[Steve4031]

Never said I could not do it. Just said it could be difficult. When I tap that azz you can bet the entire train will know.

 

[Thirdrail7]

Never said I could not do it. Just said it could be difficult. When I tap that azz you can bet the entire train will know.

LOL!! You're probably the reason they don't think twice about putting the sleepers next to the diesels!!!

 

[user 13416]

Reminds me of a scene from the movie "Silver Streak"... Ned Beatty telling Gene Wilder how great a train is for picking up women and how the motion of the train improves the ... um, "activities".

 

[user 13416]

Ah, "Silver Streak"! The first movie my parents ever took me to - at the drive-in, no less! I finally re-watched it for the first time in 40 years last summer. Wilder/Pryor was one of the greatest comedy teams ever.