On the Washington Metro during crush loads (which unfortunately includes part of my commute), there is a situation where, if someone tries to slip in a closing door, the door reopens, the obnoxious recorded announcement repeats, and if the problem persist, the driver threatens to "offload the train." It even once happened to me (at Judiciary Square), and you can imagine the zoo resulting when we all tried to board the next train. I've been told it has something to do with the automatic sequence programmed into the system. If too many people mess up the door closings, the train can't operate. I've never seen such a thing on any of the other heavy-rail systems I ride on a semi-regular basis (Chicago, Boston, New York, BART) In those systems, the doors seem to close quickly after the passengers have boarded, and nobody threatens to offload anybody. I would blame excessive computerization, except, I suspect all of these systems are automated to some degree. But I can recall riding the Broad Street Subway in Philadelphia in the 1960s with those old cars from the 1930s, and myrecollection is that the service was more reliable back then -- and drivers never threatened to offload us,