LinkNo joke. All the things we mentioned in the headline really do make appearances in the latest addition to the ever-growing subway-fight-video canon. Here's what appears to have happened: A woman in blue ("Blue Shirt") and a woman in white ("White Shirt") get into an argument over some perceived personal slight while sitting next to each other on the L train. At the next stop, Blue Shirt stands and appears to spray pepper spray at White Shirt while yelling what, if there's any justice in the world, will someday become a sitcom catchphrase: "Real ****in' rude, bitch!"
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YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=osW7opswGgU